The Traveling Tyrant

Fixing Galactic Problems for the Right Price

Traveling Tyrant Theme Song

It's the traveling, it's the Traveling Tyrant
and we're gonna get, and we're gonna get a little bit violent

let me introduce Mordid
so sordid, and a sure bit morbid
got spaceships boarded
for the craziest exploits ever recorded
if you can afford him
then you better know that you'll be rewarded
'cause he'll come up against any enemy's plan
and simply thwart it
best of the space mercenary brands
fancies himself a ladies man
acidic with his tongue and quick with his hands
and on casual Fridays he doesn't wear pants
doing this all for profit and fun
won't stop 'til he's the only one
lawless scum with a lawless fleet
he says "Onwards, in the name of ME!"

They do their job with the latest technology
kill for money - that's the ideology
weaponry and brute force form their methodology
if they make mistakes you'll get a discount with an apology

it's the traveling, it's the Traveling Tyrant
and we're gonna get, and we're gonna get a little bit violent
it's the traveling, it's the Traveling Tyrant
and we're gonna get, and we're gonna get a little bit violent

Have a gander at Eryn
running that propaganda
and errands for the pr department
she sports a sharp kit
of tools to cut people apart with
dark hair, piercing gaze, pretty nose
filming all the tyrants videos
and really, though with knife she's mean
a little OCD - she likes to keep clean
might be taking a snapshot
of general Thrask, the burly man with the flat-top
too many scars 'cause he likes to kill
wants to be the tyrant but lacks the skill
diplomat Mauss is a skeletal man
finding them work, the oldest of the staff in command
Jenkins is always trying to move higher
and Karlson tags along though he should retire

They do their job with the latest technology
kill for money - that's the ideology
weaponry and brute force form their methodology
if they make mistakes you'll get a discount with an apology

It's the Traveling, it's the Traveling Tyrant
and we're gonna get, and we're gonna get a little bit violent
it's the traveling, it's the traveling tyrant
and we're gonna get, and we're gonna get a little bit violent