The Traveling Tyrant

Fixing Galactic Problems for the Right Price

Tyrant

You can dream. I dreamed too once. I was just like you, a nobody in a big sprawling mass of humanity. I kicked, lied, and bit my way to the top. And you know what? I know my own. Join me and I'll have my eye on you. I'm not the first Traveling Tyrant but I'll be the last!

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