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The Mordid School of Management

Posted by Mordid on June 14, 2011 at 10:38 AM Comments comments (3)

-The Mordid School of Management-


There are two basic levers I reccomend for our management team, who by the way should be the only ones reading these files.


The proper and balanced use of FEAR and FALSE PROMISES.


FEAR is a wonderful tool and incredibly nuanced. People in our company are genuinely afraid of General Thrask because he might beat them to death with his club-like and battle-scarred hands. The fear of being hurt is a primal...

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Looking Good Even When You're Bad

Posted by Eryn of PR on June 2, 2011 at 10:17 PM Comments comments (11)

-Looking Good Even When You're Bad-


The difference between criminal activity and brilliance is perception and perception is based on what we see and hear. As head of the Traveling Tyrant's PR division, my job is to make Mordid look good, even when he's bad, or acting like an idiot as he often does. One would think being master of the company would imply a certain level of intelligence, but day by day I do wonder if blind-luck trumps mental aptitude.


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On Killing

Posted by Mordid on June 1, 2011 at 9:40 PM Comments comments (2)

-On Killing-

I've often been accused of being an assassin. That I am nothing more than a killer for hire.

Scandalous! I am much more than an assassin. An assassin gets one chance to kill his mark, me? I'm the Traveling Tyrant and with my hordes of moderately paid employees I can try, try and try again to my heart's content. Assassins are also not nearly as spectacular as me.

Imagine this, your enemies wake up to discover one of their comra...

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