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On Killing

Posted by Mordid on June 1, 2011 at 9:40 PM

-On Killing-

I've often been accused of being an assassin. That I am nothing more than a killer for hire.

Scandalous! I am much more than an assassin. An assassin gets one chance to kill his mark, me? I'm the Traveling Tyrant and with my hordes of moderately paid employees I can try, try and try again to my heart's content. Assassins are also not nearly as spectacular as me.

Imagine this, your enemies wake up to discover one of their comrades has died in his bed under mysterious circumstances. Chilling? Yes. Does it send a message? Yes.

But consider this instead. Your enemies awaken to discover drop-ships screaming out of the sky, my Propaganda Blimps roaming around, and legions of my soldiers blasting everything in sight while armored tanks crush their rose gardens. Chilling? No. Downright frightening. Does it  send a message? No. Why send messages? Kill your opponents under the boots of a thousand Tyrant employees. 

So, I say to my critics, I am not an assassin. Assassins are killers of men, I am a killer of worlds.

-Mordid the Traveling Tyrant-

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Reply Mauss
10:14 PM on June 1, 2011 
A rather crude way of putting it. I don't see what the moral issue is and why fret over it. We provide a service, one that people want. If we did not, then we would not be in business.
Reply Eryn of PR
10:29 PM on June 1, 2011 
Bravo! Indeed the Traveling Tyrant is much, much more than an assassin. Why hire one man to do a job when you can hire thousands and -really- get it done? Better yet, we'll film it all so that future clients will see what a wonderful job we do and any of your enemies will see as well and think twice before crossing you.