The Traveling Tyrant



"Yes. He DID drive off the pirates. However, he did this by replacing them with his own men." -Beltorx-

"What good is a planet if it is all cinder and ash? Who would ever visit a place like that? It's like having a honey-moon suite in the mouth of an active volcano!" -Galactic Hotels-

"I decided after the loss of one eye and three fingers that the Tyrant's rates are not only fair, they are also non-negotiable." -Ben Hathron-

"Lock up your daughters before meeting with him." -Captain Sansfield-

"Thanks for the planet! Call me." -You Know Who-

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